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David Harper - Unexpected Tales

Wednesday 26th February 2020

The show will feature funny behind the scenes anecdotes from TV, live auctions, exciting antique finds, huge profits, even bigger losses, as well as stories from celebrity TV appearances and historical journeys through time. It’s all part of what makes this show like no other.

Comedy, Talks

Wednesday 26 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Comedy Club As Seen on TV Presents...Feb 2020

Thursday 27th February 2020

The Official Comedy Club Celebrates bringing ‘Laughter to Life’ for 24 years at The Epsom Playhouse

The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised and respected names in the comedy industry and over the years have worked across the UK and abroad with the best of the best. For one night they have hand-picked some of their favourite five-star laughter-makers in the UK and brought them together for you in one full show! Be prepared, get buckled up and get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life!

Comedy

Thursday 27 7:30pm    buy tickets

Patrick Monahan: Started From The Bottom, Now l’m Here

Saturday 7th March 2020

Smart and funny observations on a new found, middle class lifestyle with ski holidays, through the prism of poor, immigrant, living-in-a-caravan roots.

As seen on The One Show (BBC), Fake Reaction (ITV), Celebrity Squares (ITV)

Patrick is a Fringe legend and it's easy to see why DAILY MIRROR ★★★★ 

Rip roaringly funny…..fun! Another hour would have suited everyone ★★★★★ One4Review

Hilarious Three Weeks ★★★★★   

There isn’t a comic quite like him thenewcurrent.com  ★★★★★

Comedy

Saturday 07 8:00pm    buy tickets

Geoff Norcott - Taking Liberties

Thursday 12th March 2020

Geoff Norcott’s unique brand of provocative stand-up is hitting the road again in the Spring, continuing with the success of his critically acclaimed show, ‘Taking Liberties’. Whatever the contentious subject – he’ll be honest and blunt without being a dick. Mostly. As seen on The Mash Report, Live at the Apollo and Mock the Week.

Comedy

Thursday 12 8:00pm    buy tickets

Epsom Players present Shrek The Musical

Tuesday 17th - Sat 21st March 2020

Based on the Oscar-winning DreamWorks Animation film, Shrek The Musical brings the fairytale to life in this all-singing, all-dancing, visually-spectacular musical comedy.

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Family, Music

Tuesday 17 7:30pm    buy tickets

Wednesday 18 7:30pm    buy tickets

Thursday 19 7:30pm    buy tickets

Friday 20 7:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 21 1:00pm    buy tickets

Saturday 21 6:00pm    buy tickets

The Sooty Show

Sunday 22nd March

Izzy wizzy, let’s get busy! Join Sooty for his brand new Laugh Out Loud Magic Show! 

Direct from their hit ITV series, Sooty, Sweep and Soo and TV’s Richard Cadell will amaze you with impossible tricks and sidesplitting jokes! Be astounded at Sooty's flying car, Soo’s singing unicorn and Sweep’s levitating sausage! 

With special guests circus star Michael Jordan and the ultraviolet specialties of Fantasie de la Nuit. 

A spectacular treat for the whole family – including a chance to meet Richard and Sooty after the show! Book now!

Comedy, Family

Sunday 22 11:00am    buy tickets

Sunday 22 2:30pm    buy tickets

Come What May- The Ultimate Tribute to Moulin Rouge

Friday 27th March 2020

Sweeney Entertainments and Sisco Productions present COME WHAT MAY - The Ultimate Tribute to Moulin Rouge

We present to you an all-singing, all-dancing extravaganza as you enter the secret world of one of the greatest movie-musicals of all time

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Music

Friday 27 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Comedy Club As Seen on TV Presents... April

Friday 3rd April 2020

The Official Comedy Club Celebrates bringing ‘Laughter to Life’ for 24 years!

Comedy

Friday 03 7:30pm    buy tickets

Clive Anderson

Monday 20th April 2020

Broken Robot Productions & So Comedy by arrangement with Curtis Brown presents

CLIVE ANDERSON: ME, MACBETH and  I

The host of Whose Line Is It Anyway, Loose Ends and Talks Back takes to the road with his much-anticipated first ever solo tour, in a one-man show guaranteed to be funnier than Shakespeare’s greatest tragedy.

‘A complete delight’ ****
The Telegraph

Tickets go on sale 1st November 2019

‘An assured and entertaining hour’ ****
The Times

Comedy, Talks

Monday 20 8:00pm    buy tickets

Any Suggestions Doctor?

Saturday 25th April 2020

Any Suggestions, Doctor? The Improvised Doctor Who Parody  (unallocated seating in the Myers Studio)

The Improvised Doctor Who Parody is landing near you! Travel anywhere in time and space with a live radiophonic workshop, incredible props & set and a collection of hilarious improv comedy performers. Travel on an adventure everyone can enjoy made entirely from your suggestions. Allons-y!

"Laughter so hard the seating shook" ***** One4Review

 "A must see" ***** Scottish Field

“The Doctor would approve” **** BroadwayBaby

Comedy, Family

Saturday 25 7:00pm    buy tickets

Epsom Light Opera Company present Crazy For You

Tuesday 28th April - Saturday 2nd May 2020

Brimming full of Gershwin's glorious tunes and featuring top choreography, this ultimate feel-good musical is a treat not to miss. Mistaken identity, a town with no women and a troupe of follies dance girls mould together to produce a musical that really does have it all.

Featuring a seemingly endless list of gorgeous standards; 'Slap That Bass', 'Someone To Watch Over Me', 'I Got Rhythm', 'Nice Work If You Can Get It’ and 'Shall We Dance' to name a few, this is a high-energy, high-kicking and gloriously glamorous show.

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Music

Tuesday 28 7:30pm    buy tickets

Wednesday 29 7:30pm    buy tickets

Thursday 30 7:30pm    buy tickets

Friday 01 7:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 02 2:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 02 7:30pm    buy tickets

Lucy Porter - Be Prepared (9th May)

Saturday 9th May 2020

TV favourite Lucy returns with another fantastic stand-up show.

At Brownies, Lucy thought she’d be prepared for anything as long as she had her emergency 10p for a phone box, and knew how to tie a Fisherman’s knot.

Life turned out to be slightly more complicated than Brown Owl let on.

‘A treat from start to finish’ - The Herald

‘Impeccably punch-lined anecdotes… genuinely delightful‘ - The Telegraph

Recent TV includes Would I Lie to You, QI and Impossible, she’s a regular on Radio 4’s News Quiz and The Now Show.

Comedy

Saturday 09 8:00pm    buy tickets

James Phelan: Troublemaker

Saturday 23rd May 2020

Viral sensation and star of BBC Radio, James Phelan presents a unique magical prank show that is both jaw dropping and laugh out loud funny!
Troublemaker is a mind-blowing rollercoaster filled with mystery and hilarity – from mind-reading outrageous confessions from members of the audience, to risking the safety of iPhones.

Comedy, Family

Saturday 23 8:00pm    buy tickets

Lucy Porter - Be Prepared (28th May)

Thursday 28th May 2020

TV favourite Lucy returns with another fantastic stand-up show.

At Brownies, Lucy thought she’d be prepared for anything as long as she had her emergency 10p for a phone box, and knew how to tie a Fisherman’s knot.

Life turned out to be slightly more complicated than Brown Owl let on.

‘A treat from start to finish’ - The Herald

‘Impeccably punch-lined anecdotes… genuinely delightful‘ - The Telegraph

Recent TV includes Would I Lie to You, QI and Impossible, she’s a regular on Radio 4’s News Quiz and The Now Show.

Comedy

Thursday 28 8:00pm    buy tickets

Any Suggestions Doctor

Saturday 30th May 2020

Any Suggestions, Doctor? The Improvised Doctor Who Parody

The Improvised Doctor Who Parody is landing near you! Travel anywhere in time and space with a live radiophonic workshop, incredible props & set and a collection of hilarious improv comedy performers. Travel on an adventure everyone can enjoy made entirely from your suggestions. Allons-y!

"Laughter so hard the seating shook" ***** One4Review

 "A must see" ***** Scottish Field

“A talented cast, sharp improv skills and a slick live soundscape” Recommended by the British Comedy Guide

Comedy, Family

Saturday 30 7:00pm    buy tickets

Banstead and Nork Operatic Society presents Guys and Dolls

Wednesday 3rd - Saturday 6th June 2020

Considered by many to be the perfect musical, Guys and Dolls is a romantic comedy involving the unlikeliest of Manhattan pairings: a high-rolling gambler and a puritanical missionary, a showgirl dreaming of the straight-and-narrow and a game manager who is anything but!

It takes us from the heart of Times Square to the cafes of Havana, Cuba, and even into the sewers of New York City, demonstrating the great lengths to which a guy will go when he truly falls in love with a “doll.”

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Music

Wednesday 03 7:30pm    buy tickets

Thursday 04 7:30pm    buy tickets

Friday 05 7:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 06 2:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 06 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Comedy Club As Seen on TV Presents... June

Thursday 25th June 2020

Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 24 years of bringing Laughter to Life!

The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best.

For some very special nights in 2020 they have hand-picked some of their favourite Five Star Laughter makers in the UK & brought them together for you in one full show!

Be prepared, get buckled up & get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life!

 

Comedy

Thursday 25 7:30am    buy tickets

Land of Hope & Glory 2020

Tuesday 30th June 2020

Neil Sands and his wonderful cast are back with a new production for 2020, of their most popular patriotic show Land of Hope & Glory, celebrating The Best of British Entertainment and especially produced to coincide with the 75th anniversary of the end of The Second World War. VE Day 75.

This patriotic and nostalgic afternoon is filled with marvellous and memorable songs, including a rousing selection from Last Night of The Proms, Old Time Sing Alongs, Great British Show Tunes, and ever popular favourites from the 40s 50s & 60s.

Comedy, Music

Tuesday 30 2:30pm    buy tickets

That'll Be The Day July 2020

Wednesday 1st July 2020

THAT’LL BE THE DAY

Prepare for a nostalgia extravaganza as the UK’s No.1 Rock & Roll variety performance returns with the BEST OF THAT’LL BE THE DAY!

 

Comedy, Music

Wednesday 01 7:30pm    buy tickets

Ed Byrne If I'm Honest

Thursday 2nd July 2020

Ed Byrne – If I’m Honest….
Join Ed as he takes a long hard look at himself and tries to decide if he has ANY traits that are worth passing on to his children.
Ed Byrne presents his brand-new masterclass in observational comedy hot on the heels of his 17/18 Touring hit, Spoiler Alert!
A TV household name, in the past year Ed has appeared on Live At The Apollo (Host, BBC), Mock The Week (BBC), The Pilgrimage (BBC), Top Gear (BBC) and QI (BBC).

16+ years   www.edbyrne.com / TWITTER @MrEdByrne

Comedy

Thursday 02 8:00pm    buy tickets

Joe Pasquale 2020 Vision

Sunday 6th September 2020

Joe has spent the last year in the wilderness becoming at one with nature; He has wrestled with bears, danced with wolves and played buckaroo with a badger. 

He has found his mind, body and car keys down the back of the settee and it has given him new clarity to bring 2020 vision on tour, although he will not be sharing any of those experiences with you, but he may share some fizzy fish and a box of matchmakers…Disclaimer: This show will not give you 2020 vision, or fizzy fish or matchmakers! 
Joe will be supported by the very talented Comedy Ventriloquist Max Fulham

Comedy, Talks

Sunday 06 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Comedy Club As Seen on TV Presents... Oct

Friday 23rd October 2020

Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 24 years of bringing Laughter to Life!

The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best. For some very special nights in 2020 they have hand-picked some of their favourite Five Star Laughter makers in the UK & brought them together for you in one full show!

Be prepared, get buckled up & get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life!

Comedy

Friday 23 7:30pm    buy tickets

Sh*t Faced Shakespeare®: Romeo and Juliet

Saturday 14th November 2020

The smash-hit, internationally acclaimed, multi sell-out fringe phenomenon is touring the UK with one of Shakespeare's most loved plays: Romeo and Juliet.

Sh*t-faced Shakespeare is the hilarious combination of an entirely serious adaptation of a Shakespearean classic, with an entirely sh*t-faced cast member.

Comedy, Drama

Saturday 14 8:00pm    buy tickets