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Sutton Theatre Company present Kipps- The New Half A Sixpence Musical

Wednesday 13th - Saturday 16th November 2019

Flash, Bang, Wallop – it’s a showstopper!

Following its sensational run on the West End in 2017 described as “Pure Gold” (Daily Telegraph) and “Absolutely Stonking” (The Times,) Sutton Theatre Company is proud to be one of the first amateur theatre companies chosen to do Kipps, the new version of the classic musical comedy Half a Sixpence.

Comedy, Drama, Music

Saturday 16 2:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 16 7:30pm    buy tickets

Griff Rhys Jones

Sunday 17th November 2019

GRIFF RHYS JONES: ALL OVER THE PLACE

Griff is back and once again all over the place touring the UK this autumn with his brand new full-length stand-up show. Following sell out performances of his  previous one man entertainments ‘Jones and Smith’ and ‘Where Was I?’ and a hugely acclaimed tour of Australia and New Zealand, it's time to join one half of Smith & Jones, one quarter of Not the Nine O'Clock News and one third of Three Men In a Boat as he presents an evening of hilarious true stories, riffs, observations and details of his recent medical procedures.

 

Comedy

Sunday 17 7:30pm    buy tickets

Sinatra, Sequins & Swing: The Capitol Years Live! 2019

Thursday 21st November 2019

Attention Sinatra, Rat Pack, Swing fans,  the show returns with a stunning new revamp for 2019 that will thrill all. The spectacular-sounding, visually-evocative Sinatra production like no other, and only UK Sinatra production endorsed by President of Sinatra Music Society, includes Frank Sinatra himself reliving his iconic hits, vocal majesty, and the Hollywood glamour of his sensational Capitol Records years of 1953-61, with plenty of fun in between.

Comedy, Music

Thursday 21 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Comedy Club As Seen on TV Presents;

Saturday 23rd November 2019

Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 23 years of bringing Laughter to Life!
 
The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best.
 
For some very special nights in 2019 they have hand-picked some of their favourite Five Star Laughter makers in the UK & brought them together for you in one full show!
 
Be prepared, get buckled up & get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life! 
 

Comedy

Saturday 23 7:30pm    buy tickets

Peter Pan - Panto 2019

Saturday 14th December 2019 - Sunday 5th Jan 2020

Fly away with us as we take you on a swashbuckling adventure to the magical panto world of Peter Pan. Meet the Darlings, Hook and his crew of pirates, Tiger Lily and her Tribe, The Lost boys and of course the mischevious Tinkerbell in Neverland - second star to the right, and straight on till morning.

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Family, Music

Saturday 14 3:00pm    buy tickets

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Sleeping Beauty

Wednesday 15th to Saturday 18th January 2020

YOUtheatre are delighted to be back at Epsom Playhouse with Sleeping Beauty the pantomime where dreams come true, our fun filled family pantomime.
There are the usual panto characters Dame Dotty, her long-suffering husband King Nobby, Princess Aurora, Prince Orlando, Billy, Evil Carabosse and his cat Spindleshanks, Fairy Peaceful and of course the talented YOUtheatre dance troupe.

Comedy, Dance, Family, Music

Wednesday 15 7:30pm    buy tickets

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Stephen K Amos

Wednesday 22nd January 2020

Age restriction 16+

Stephen K Amos is on a mission to bring about world peace. Or, to at least bring about an evening of peace, one venue at a time. In an age when arguments are started over everything from politics to bendy straws, Stephen is rising above the anger to remind us of what we have in common.

Comedy

Wednesday 22 8:00pm    buy tickets

The Counterfeit Stones - The great British Take Off!

Saturday 25th January 2020

The Counterfeit Stones celebrate over a quarter of a century of master forgery with yet another glam-bake. “The Most Famous Stones Band In England” as quoted by Sir Mick Jagger himself, are touring the UK with a new riff packed show that’s set to leave their fans gasping. This skilfully mixed cocktail of classic hits, retro costume and humour continues to intoxicate young and old alike – 100% proof that a good shot of copy-rock always hits the target. This is the band to give a huge dose of nostalgia for those who were there and an education for those who weren’t.

Comedy, Music

Saturday 25 8:00pm    buy tickets

Jim Davidson - Last Man Standing

Tuesday 28th to Wednesday 29th January

The masterful, outrageous and hysterically funny comedy legend ‘General’ Jim Davidson OBE’ embarks on his comedy campaign around the UK in 2020, following the acclaimed sell-out ‘The People Fight Back’ Tour.

Who will he upset this time? Which battles will he win, which will he lose? One thing’s for certain, Jim never retreats!

He has entertained soldiers across the world and yet, as a comic, he still takes no prisoners at home."★★★★★

Comedy

Tuesday 28 7:30pm    buy tickets

Wednesday 29 7:30pm    buy tickets

John Archer - Against The Odds

Saturday 1st February 2020

Semi-finalist on Britain’s Got Talent and support act for Tim Vine on 7 UK tours, John Archer finally takes to the stage on his own one man show.

A rare chance to see baffling magic with a dash of comedy thrown in by the man who many consider to be the best Comedy Magician in the UK today.

The first man to fool Penn and Teller on ITV’s ‘Fool Us’ with Jonathan Ross and a former winner of the prestigious Magic Circle Stage Magician of the Year.

 

“Amazing!” – SIMON COWELL.

“Hugely Funny. Hugely Talented. You are a Superstar.” – DAVID WALLIAMS.

Comedy, Drama, Family

Saturday 01 8:00pm    buy tickets

Victorious

Tuesday 4th February 2020

Join award-winning musical comedy performer Hannah Brackenbury as she presents a joyful and poignant musical tribute to the late, great comedy genius Victoria Wood. Winner of Best Show (Funny Women Awards 2019) and Best of the Festival (Brighton Fringe 2018), this hilarious and uplifting hour-long show celebrates the life and musical work of a much-missed British comedy icon.

Comedy

Tuesday 04 8:00pm    buy tickets

Sam Avery - Toddlergedon

Tuesday 11th February 2020

The time is 4.17pm.
No-one is dressed yet.
Civilisation has collapsed.
Law and order has broken down.
The kids are high on sugar.
The adults have lost control.
Every conversation is an argument.
The coffee has run out.
A child scribbles on the wall.
Someone spills a drink.
Everyone is shouting.
This is Toddlergeddon.

Comedy

Tuesday 11 7:30pm    buy tickets

Thinking Drinkers - Heroes of Hooch

Friday 14th February 2020

The Thinking Drinkers return with a BRAND-NEW SHOW, a hilarious and intoxicating look at history’s greatest drinkers. Enjoy five free drinks as the award-winning experts reveal how alcohol has inspired pioneering explorers, politicians and painters in equal measure, from Plato and Picasso, to Nelson, Napoleon and Norm from Cheers. You'll learn a lot, laugh a lot and, don't forget, you get five free drinks.

'Pioneers of alcohol based comedy' (Sunday Times).

'A terrific show. The best value for money in town' **** (Scotsman).

Comedy

Friday 14 8:00pm    buy tickets

The Navy Lark

Tuesday 18th February 2020

Coming live to the theatre for the first time in over 60 years is The Navy Lark.

Starring James Hurn known for portraying such iconic characters as Tony Hancock, Sid James and Kenneth Williams from his hit one man show Hancock and Co.

Also starring Richard Usher and Mark Earby best known for The Goon Show Tour and The Lost Hancock’s Vacant Lot.

The Navy Lark sees a cast of three bring to life three classic episodes from the much loved radio series which ran for 1959 - 1977 which originally featured Leslie Phillips, Ronnie Barker and Jon Pertwee.

Comedy, Drama

Tuesday 18 7:30pm    buy tickets

Chinese Cultural Show

Friday 21st February 2020

Mark the fresh beginning and welcome the Year of the Rat (the first in the 12-year cycle of Chinese zodiac) at the Playhouse this Chinese New Year as Jinlong Culture & Performing Arts brings a spectacular line-up of Chinese acrobatics, music and dance to Epsom!

With exciting programmes including skilled jugglers, mesmerising magic, illuminating Dragon Dance, live instruments and more, Chinese New Year Extravaganza showcases a dazzling array of performances full of colour, amazement and fun.

Comedy, Dance, Family, Music

Friday 21 7:00pm    buy tickets

Unbelievable Science

Saturday 22nd February 2020

Morgan & West present captivating chemistry, phenomenal physics, and bonkers biology in this fun for all the family science extravaganza!

Expect explosive thrills, chemical spills and a risk assessment that gives their stage manager chills, all backed up by the daring duo’s trademark wit, charm and detailed knowledge of the scientific method. Leave your lab coats at the door it’s time for Unbelievable Science!

Comedy, Family, Talks

Saturday 22 2:30pm    buy tickets

David Harper - Unexpected Tales

Wednesday 26th February 2020

The show will feature funny behind the scenes anecdotes from TV, live auctions, exciting antique finds, huge profits, even bigger losses, as well as stories from celebrity TV appearances and historical journeys through time. It’s all part of what makes this show like no other.

Comedy, Talks

Wednesday 26 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Comedy Club As Seen on TV Presents...Feb 2020

Thursday 27th February 2020

The Official Comedy Club Celebrates bringing ‘Laughter to Life’ for 24 years at The Epsom Playhouse

The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised and respected names in the comedy industry and over the years have worked across the UK and abroad with the best of the best. For one night they have hand-picked some of their favourite five-star laughter-makers in the UK and brought them together for you in one full show! Be prepared, get buckled up and get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life!

Comedy

Thursday 27 7:30pm    buy tickets

Patrick Monahan: Started From The Bottom, Now l’m Here

Saturday 7th March 2020

Smart and funny observations on a new found, middle class lifestyle with ski holidays, through the prism of poor, immigrant, living-in-a-caravan roots.

As seen on The One Show (BBC), Fake Reaction (ITV), Celebrity Squares (ITV)

Patrick is a Fringe legend and it's easy to see why DAILY MIRROR ★★★★ 

Rip roaringly funny…..fun! Another hour would have suited everyone ★★★★★ One4Review

Hilarious Three Weeks ★★★★★   

There isn’t a comic quite like him thenewcurrent.com  ★★★★★

Comedy

Saturday 07 8:00pm    buy tickets

Geoff Norcott - Taking Liberties

Thursday 12th March 2020

Geoff Norcott’s unique brand of provocative stand-up is hitting the road again in the Spring, continuing with the success of his critically acclaimed show, ‘Taking Liberties’. Whatever the contentious subject – he’ll be honest and blunt without being a dick. Mostly. As seen on The Mash Report, Live at the Apollo and Mock the Week.

Comedy

Thursday 12 8:00pm    buy tickets

The Sooty Show

Sunday 22nd March

Izzy Wizzy let's get busy - it’s The Sooty Show! Direct from CITV, Sooty heads into town in a fabulous new show to delight the whole family. Joining the nations favourite bear will be Sweep, Soo and Sooty's TV partner Richard Cadell  - who will be attempting to keep Sooty from getting up to mischief! Boy will he have his hands full!

It's Sooty's birthday party and things aren't going to plan. Sooty and Sweep get messy baking the birthday cake and will Soo ever decide which dress to wear?

Comedy, Family

Sunday 22 11:00am    buy tickets

Sunday 22 2:30pm    buy tickets

The Comedy Club As Seen on TV Presents... April

Friday 3rd April 2020

Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 24 years of bringing Laughter to Life!

The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best.

For some very special nights in 2020 they have hand-picked some of their favourite Five Star Laughter makers in the UK & brought them together for you in one full show!

Be prepared, get buckled up & get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life!

Comedy

Friday 03 7:30pm    buy tickets

John Archer : Against The Odds

Saturday 18 April 2020

Semi-finalist on Britain’s Got Talent and support act for Tim Vine on 7 UK tours, John Archer finally takes to the stage on his own one man show.

A rare chance to see baffling magic with a dash of comedy thrown in by the man who many consider to be the best Comedy Magician in the UK today.

The first man to fool Penn and Teller on ITV’s ‘Fool Us’ with Jonathan Ross and a former winner of the prestigious Magic Circle Stage Magician of the Year.

Comedy, Family, Talks

Saturday 18 8:00pm    buy tickets

Clive Anderson

Monday 20th April 2020

Broken Robot Productions & So Comedy by arrangement with Curtis Brown presents

CLIVE ANDERSON: ME, MACBETH and  I

The host of Whose Line Is It Anyway, Loose Ends and Talks Back takes to the road with his much-anticipated first ever solo tour, in a one-man show guaranteed to be funnier than Shakespeare’s greatest tragedy.

‘A complete delight’ ****
The Telegraph

Tickets go on sale 1st November 2019

‘An assured and entertaining hour’ ****
The Times

Comedy, Talks

Monday 20 8:00pm    buy tickets

Lucy Porter - Be Prepared (9th May)

Saturday 9th May 2020

TV favourite Lucy returns with another fantastic stand-up show.

At Brownies, Lucy thought she’d be prepared for anything as long as she had her emergency 10p for a phone box, and knew how to tie a Fisherman’s knot.

Life turned out to be slightly more complicated than Brown Owl let on.

‘A treat from start to finish’ - The Herald

‘Impeccably punch-lined anecdotes… genuinely delightful‘ - The Telegraph

Recent TV includes Would I Lie to You, QI and Impossible, she’s a regular on Radio 4’s News Quiz and The Now Show.

Comedy

Saturday 09 8:00pm    buy tickets

Any Suggestions Doctor?

Saturday 25th April 2020

Any Suggestions, Doctor? The Improvised Doctor Who Parody  (unallocated seating in the Myers Studio)

The Improvised Doctor Who Parody is landing near you! Travel anywhere in time and space with a live radiophonic workshop, incredible props & set and a collection of hilarious improv comedy performers. Travel on an adventure everyone can enjoy made entirely from your suggestions. Allons-y!

"Laughter so hard the seating shook" ***** One4Review

 "A must see" ***** Scottish Field

“The Doctor would approve” **** BroadwayBaby

Comedy, Family

Monday 25 7:00pm    buy tickets

Lucy Porter - Be Prepared (28th May)

Thursday 28th May 2020

TV favourite Lucy returns with another fantastic stand-up show.

At Brownies, Lucy thought she’d be prepared for anything as long as she had her emergency 10p for a phone box, and knew how to tie a Fisherman’s knot.

Life turned out to be slightly more complicated than Brown Owl let on.

‘A treat from start to finish’ - The Herald

‘Impeccably punch-lined anecdotes… genuinely delightful‘ - The Telegraph

Recent TV includes Would I Lie to You, QI and Impossible, she’s a regular on Radio 4’s News Quiz and The Now Show.

Comedy

Thursday 28 8:00pm    buy tickets

Any Suggestions Doctor

Saturday 30th May 2020

Any Suggestions, Doctor? The Improvised Doctor Who Parody

The Improvised Doctor Who Parody is landing near you! Travel anywhere in time and space with a live radiophonic workshop, incredible props & set and a collection of hilarious improv comedy performers. Travel on an adventure everyone can enjoy made entirely from your suggestions. Allons-y!

"Laughter so hard the seating shook" ***** One4Review

 "A must see" ***** Scottish Field

“A talented cast, sharp improv skills and a slick live soundscape” Recommended by the British Comedy Guide

Comedy, Family

Saturday 30 7:00pm    buy tickets

The Comedy Club As Seen on TV Presents... June

Thursday 25th June 2020

Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 24 years of bringing Laughter to Life!

The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best.

For some very special nights in 2020 they have hand-picked some of their favourite Five Star Laughter makers in the UK & brought them together for you in one full show!

Be prepared, get buckled up & get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life!

 

Comedy

Thursday 25 7:30am    buy tickets

Ed Byrne If I'm Honest

Thursday 2nd July 2020

Ed Byrne – If I’m Honest….
Join Ed as he takes a long hard look at himself and tries to decide if he has ANY traits that are worth passing on to his children.
Ed Byrne presents his brand-new masterclass in observational comedy hot on the heels of his 17/18 Touring hit, Spoiler Alert!
A TV household name, in the past year Ed has appeared on Live At The Apollo (Host, BBC), Mock The Week (BBC), The Pilgrimage (BBC), Top Gear (BBC) and QI (BBC).

16+ years   www.edbyrne.com / TWITTER @MrEdByrne

Comedy

Thursday 02 8:00pm    buy tickets

The Comedy Club As Seen on TV Presents... Oct

Friday 23rd October 2020

Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 24 years of bringing Laughter to Life!

The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best.

Comedy

Friday 23 7:30pm    buy tickets