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Show Updates - Reschedules, Cancellations and Refund process


The Epsom Playhouse  and Box office is now closed until further notice.

Following recent government recommendations we agree closing is the safest option for our patrons, performers, promotors and staff.



Comedy, Dance, Drama, Family, Films, Music, Talks

Sunday 12 12:00am    buy tickets

Epsom Light Opera Company present Crazy For You

Tuesday 28th April - Saturday 2nd May 2020

This production has been rescheduled to Tue 13th -Sat 17th October 2020. Tickets will be automatically transferred. If unable to attend revised date pease contact The Box Office.

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Music

Tuesday 28 7:30pm    buy tickets

Wednesday 29 7:30pm    buy tickets

Thursday 30 7:30pm    buy tickets

Friday 01 7:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 02 2:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 02 7:30pm    buy tickets

Lucy Porter - Be Prepared (9th May)

Saturday 9th May 2020

This show has been rescheduled to Sat 13 Feb 2021 - Tickets will be transfered automatically. If unable to attend revised date please contact Box office.

TV favourite Lucy returns with another fantastic stand-up show.

At Brownies, Lucy thought she’d be prepared for anything as long as she had her emergency 10p for a phone box, and knew how to tie a Fisherman’s knot.

Life turned out to be slightly more complicated than Brown Owl let on.


Saturday 09 8:00pm    buy tickets

James Phelan: Troublemaker

Saturday 23rd May 2020

Viral sensation and star of BBC Radio, James Phelan presents a unique magical prank show that is both jaw dropping and laugh out loud funny!
Troublemaker is a mind-blowing rollercoaster filled with mystery and hilarity – from mind-reading outrageous confessions from members of the audience, to risking the safety of iPhones.

Comedy, Family

Saturday 23 8:00pm    buy tickets

Lucy Porter - Be Prepared (28th May)

Thursday 28th May 2020

This show has been rescheduled to Sat 13th March


Thursday 28 8:00pm    buy tickets

Banstead and Nork Operatic Society presents Guys and Dolls

Wednesday 3rd - Saturday 6th June 2020

Considered by many to be the perfect musical, Guys and Dolls is a romantic comedy involving the unlikeliest of Manhattan pairings: a high-rolling gambler and a puritanical missionary, a showgirl dreaming of the straight-and-narrow and a game manager who is anything but!

It takes us from the heart of Times Square to the cafes of Havana, Cuba, and even into the sewers of New York City, demonstrating the great lengths to which a guy will go when he truly falls in love with a “doll.”

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Music

Wednesday 03 7:30pm    buy tickets

Thursday 04 7:30pm    buy tickets

Friday 05 7:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 06 7:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 06 2:30pm    buy tickets

The Comedy Club As Seen on TV Presents... June

Thursday 25th June 2020

The Comedy Club on the Road

The Official Comedy Club Celebrates bringing ‘Laughter to Life’ for 24 years at The Epsom Playhouse


Thursday 25 7:30am    buy tickets

Land of Hope & Glory 2020

Tuesday 30th June 2020

Neil Sands and his wonderful cast are back with a new production for 2020, of their most popular patriotic show Land of Hope & Glory, celebrating The Best of British Entertainment and especially produced to coincide with the 75th anniversary of the end of The Second World War. VE Day 75.

This patriotic and nostalgic afternoon is filled with marvellous and memorable songs, including a rousing selection from Last Night of The Proms, Old Time Sing Alongs, Great British Show Tunes, and ever popular favourites from the 40s 50s & 60s.

Comedy, Music

Tuesday 30 2:30pm    buy tickets

That'll Be The Day July 2020

Wednesday 1st July 2020


Prepare for a nostalgia extravaganza as the UK’s No.1 Rock & Roll variety performance returns with the BEST OF THAT’LL BE THE DAY!


Comedy, Music

Wednesday 01 7:30pm    buy tickets

Joe Pasquale 2020 Vision

Sunday 6th September 2020

Joe has spent the last year in the wilderness becoming at one with nature; He has wrestled with bears, danced with wolves and played buckaroo with a badger. 

He has found his mind, body and car keys down the back of the settee and it has given him new clarity to bring 2020 vision on tour, although he will not be sharing any of those experiences with you, but he may share some fizzy fish and a box of matchmakers…Disclaimer: This show will not give you 2020 vision, or fizzy fish or matchmakers! 
Joe will be supported by the very talented Comedy Ventriloquist Max Fulham

Comedy, Talks

Sunday 06 7:30pm    buy tickets

Emily Atack: Has Left The Group

Saturday 3rd October 2020

Emily Atack is back with a brand-spanking new show!

She’s said goodbye to her carefree twenties and is now wondering what life is like as a mature, responsible grown up... if she finds one, she’ll ask. 
Until then she’ll be bringing her trademark humour, honesty and playfulness to explore everything from work to dating to her latest obsession… leaving the WhatsApp Group.

Join Emily this autumn for her famous anecdotes and range of impressions, for what promises to be a truly incredible night. 

TW: @EmAtack | INSTA: @emilyatackofficial

Comedy, Talks

Saturday 03 8:00pm    buy tickets

Scummy Mummies

Friday 9th October 2020

Join comedians Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorn as they celebrate the scummier side of parenting, from drinking wine at teatime to hiding from the PTA. Expect stand-up, sketches, songs and some very scummy stories. Guaranteed to make parents laugh and non-parents happy about their life choices. Based on the hit Scummy Mummies podcast and bestselling book.


Friday 09 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Comedy Club As Seen on TV Presents... Oct

Friday 23rd October 2020

Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 24 years of bringing Laughter to Life!

The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best. For some very special nights in 2020 they have hand-picked some of their favourite Five Star Laughter makers in the UK & brought them together for you in one full show!

Be prepared, get buckled up & get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life!


Friday 23 7:30pm    buy tickets

Sh*t Faced Shakespeare®: Romeo and Juliet

Saturday 14th November 2020

The smash-hit, internationally acclaimed, multi sell-out fringe phenomenon is touring the UK with one of Shakespeare's most loved plays: Romeo and Juliet.

Sh*t-faced Shakespeare is the hilarious combination of an entirely serious adaptation of a Shakespearean classic, with an entirely sh*t-faced cast member.

Comedy, Drama

Saturday 14 8:00pm    buy tickets

Epsom Players present Shrek The Musical

Tuesday 17th - Sat 21st November 2020

This production has been rescheduled to Tuesday 17th - Saturday 21st November 2020. Your tickets will be transferred automatically. If unable to attend revised date please contact Box Office.

With regard to the latest government guidelines, we are actively considering our next steps, updates will follow

Based on the Oscar-winning DreamWorks Animation film, Shrek The Musical brings the fairytale to life in this all-singing, all-dancing, visually-spectacular musical comedy.

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Family, Music

Tuesday 17 7:30pm    buy tickets

Wednesday 18 7:30pm    buy tickets

Thursday 19 7:30pm    buy tickets

Friday 20 7:30pm    buy tickets

Saturday 21 1:00pm    buy tickets

Saturday 21 6:00pm    buy tickets


Saturday 21st November 2020

Join award-winning musical comedy performer Hannah Brackenbury as she returns to present a joyful and poignant musical tribute to the late, great comedy genius Victoria Wood after a sell out first show at The Epsom Playhouse. Winner of Best Show (Funny Women Awards 2019) and Best of the Festival (Brighton Fringe 2018), this hilarious and uplifting hour-long show celebrates the life and musical work of a much-missed British comedy icon.

Comedy, Music

Saturday 21 8:00pm    buy tickets

Ed Byrne If I'm Honest

Tuesday 19th January 2021

This show has been rescheduled to Tuesday 19th January 2021. Tickets will be transferred automatically. If unable to attend revised date please contact The Box Office.


Tuesday 19 8:00am    buy tickets

Milton Jones - Milton Impossible

Thursday 11th Februray 2021

One man. One Mission. Is it possible? No, not really.

Him with the shirts from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Radio 4.

Milton reveals the truth about being an international spy, before being given a disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo.

But this is also a love story with the twist, or even a really bad sprain.

Just gloriously daft nonsense or is there a deeper meaning? Every man has his price. Sainsburys, where good food costs less.


Thursday 11 7:30pm    buy tickets

Any Suggestions Doctor

Saturday 30th May 2020

This show has been rescheduled to Sat 20th Feb 2021. Tickets will be transferred automatically. If unable to attend revised date please contact the Box office.

Any Suggestions, Doctor? The Improvised Doctor Who Parody

Comedy, Family

Saturday 20 7:00pm    buy tickets

The Sooty Show

Thursday 8th April 2021

This production has been rescheduled to Thur 8th April 2021. Tickets will be automatically transferred. If unable to attend revised date pease contact The Box Office.

Comedy, Family

Thursday 08 11:00am    buy tickets

Thursday 08 2:30pm    buy tickets