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Mark Watson 2022

Tuesday 19th July 2022

We've all had some pondering to do about the fragility of life recently, but don't worry, skinny national treasure Mark Watson has it covered.  At 41, he's halfway through his days on earth, according to the life expectancy calculator app he paid £1.49 for. That life is in the best shape in living memory... but one problem remains, and it really is a huge one. 

Comedy

Tuesday 19 7:30pm    buy tickets

Judi Love - Work In Progress

Thursday 21st July 2022

Straight-talking powerhouse Judi Love is one of the UK’s most stand-out performers. A brilliantly engaging comic on stage, Judi takes everyday relatable situations that resonate with audiences and brings them to life in hilarious routines. Marking herself as a firm favourite on the comedy circuit, Judi is also known for producing a host of hilarious online comedy sketches which have gone viral on an international scale, amassing a huge following on social media.

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Thursday 21 8:00pm    buy tickets

Henning Wehn - It'll All Come Out In The Wash

Thursday 22nd September 2022

Watch German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn give everything a good rinse and witness him wring sense out of the nonsensical. An unbiased look at a certain virus might be inevitable but Henning has no agenda; he just happens to be always spot on. It’s a curse.
“A master at using his outsider status. Dazzlingly funny” The Times
“He’s German but he means well” some bloke on Twitter
 

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Thursday 22 8:00pm    buy tickets

Hal Cruttenden

Wednesday 28th September 2022

After 21 years and 224 days Hal's back being single. But it's all going to be fine. Instead of getting the therapy he clearly needs, he's made a cracking show about it.
He's lost enough weight to almost get his wedding ring off and, while he may be flying solo, he's far from alone; he's got his grown-up daughters, his dogs and his divorce lawyer. The fickle finger of fate has turned Hal's life upside down but he's sticking a finger right back at it.
# Once purchased: Tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded, unless the show is cancelled.
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Wednesday 28 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Official Comedy Club As Seen on TV - Oct 2022

Thursday 1st October 2022

Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 26 years of bringing Laughter to Life!

The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best.

For some very special nights in 2022 they have hand-picked some of their favourite Five Star Laughter makers in the UK & brought them together for you in one full show! Be prepared, get buckled up & get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life!

Comedy

Saturday 01 7:30pm    buy tickets

Unbelievable Science

Saturday 22nd February 2020

Morgan & West present captivating chemistry, phenomenal physics, and bonkers biology in this fun for all the family science extravaganza!

Expect explosive thrills, chemical spills and a risk assessment that gives their stage manager chills, all backed up by the daring duo’s trademark wit, charm and detailed knowledge of the scientific method. Leave your lab coats at the door it’s time for Unbelievable Science!

Comedy, Family, Talks

Sunday 09 2:30pm    buy tickets

Milton Jones - Milton Impossible

Monday 24th October 2022

One man. One Mission. Is it possible? No, not really.

Him with the shirts from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Radio 4.

Milton reveals the truth about being an international spy, before being given a disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo.

But this is also a love story with the twist, or even a really bad sprain.

Just gloriously daft nonsense or is there a deeper meaning? Every man has his price. Sainsburys, where good food costs less.

Comedy

Monday 24 7:30pm    buy tickets

Queenz - The Show with Balls

Thursday 27th October 2022

QUEENZ - The Show with BALLS!

The trailblazing, life affirming drag extravaganza taking the UK by storm. Featuring mind blowing LIVE vocals, and not a lip-sync in sight! Join these death-dropping divas as they slay the biggest hits of all time and serve up the sequin-clad pop party we’ve all been gagging for!

Comedy, Dance, Music

Thursday 27 8:00pm    buy tickets

Dom Joly's Holiday Snaps - Travel and Comedy in The Danger Zone

Saturday 5th November 2022

Dom Joly is best known as the creator of Trigger Happy TV. And now the writer and broadcaster is undertaking his first UK tour since 2011, giving fans a rare opportunity to see him live. Dom will be talking about his exploits as a serial globe-trotting and seeker of dangerous travel spots. From North Korea though the Congo and Syria to Chernobyl, he's visited some of the most unusual places on the planet. Joly famously attended school with Osama Bin Laden and armed with a trusty Powerpoint, fans can expect his holiday snaps to provide comedy and a sense of danger.

Comedy, Talks

Saturday 05 7:30pm    buy tickets

That'll Be The Day Christmas Show 2022

Monday 14th November 2022

That’ll Be The Day Christmas Show 2022
That’ll Be The Day is back with another timeless Rock ‘n’ Roll Christmas Show, so get ready to kick off your festive season in the best possible way.
Completely refreshed year after year, the show combines all of your favourite pop Christmas classics and traditional Christmas songs with hilarious comedy sketches and world - class impersonations.

Comedy, Music

Monday 14 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Official Comedy Club As Seen on TV - Nov 2022

Saturday 19th November 2022

Comedy Club on the Road! Celebrating 26 years of bringing Laughter to Life!
The Comedy Club is one of the most recognised & respected names in the comedy Industry and over the years has worked across the UK and Abroad with the best of the best. 
For some very special nights in 2022 they have hand-picked some of their favourite Five Star Laughter makers in the UK & brought them together for you in one full show! Be prepared, get buckled up & get ready for one of the funniest nights of your life!

Comedy

Saturday 19 7:30pm    buy tickets

Dick Whittington - Panto 2022

Thursday 15th December 2022 to Sunday 8th January 2023

The Epsom Playhouse and Spillers Pantomimes are proud to present...Dick Whittington - Panto 2022. 

A truly magical panto classic. Follow Dick, his loyal cat and various characters he meets, as he seeks fame and fortune in London town! 

A colourful, musical adventure that is just Puurfect for the whole family! 

# Once purchased, Tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded, unless the show i cancelled.

Special Thanks to our Pantomime Supporters:

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Burlesque, Bubbles & Drag - Welcome to The Circus!

Friday 2nd December 2022

A spectacular all-singing, all-dancing extravaganza combining the hottest choreography with the most powerful voices & delivering a truly memorable performance for one night only!
The Bubbles Burlesque & Drag "Circus" event from Lady D & Partners is this year raising funds for our local friends, amazing charity - Kingswood Shetlands & non-profit - Celeb FC.
Make sure YOU are there - Last years event saw tickets sell out in under 2 weeks! 
You do not want to miss this bubbly, hot night of fun.
Expect the unexpected!

Comedy, Dance, Drama, Music

Friday 02 7:30pm    buy tickets

The Greatest Magician Jan 2023

Wednesday 18th January 2023

AN ALL NEW SHOW FOR 2023 - presented by the magician most famous for jamming the BBC switchboard after he correctly predicted the lottery

Comedy, Family

Wednesday 18 7:30pm    buy tickets

Lucy Porter - Wake-Up Call

Thursday 13th & Friday 14th April 2023

A brand new stand-up show from the TV and radio favourite. As heard on Radio 4’s The News Quiz and The Now Show and seen on Would I Lie to You, QI and Live at the Apollo.

Wake-Up Call is a show about revelations, realisations and epiphanies - both large and small. Subjects covered include: Bin collection schedules, the novels of Jean Rhys, cats, school fair booze tombolas, the Scottish Enlightenment, pressure washers and Huel. It’s an exuberant, silly show with some wisdom sprinkled on top.

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