Ed Byrne: Tragedy Plus Time 2025
Wednesday 15th January 2025
From the quote attributed to Mark Twain, humour is defined as Tragedy Plus Time. Come and join Ed as he tests that formula by mining the most tragic event in his life for laughs.
As seen hosting Live At The Apollo and regular appearances on QI and Mock The Week (BBC).
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Edinburgh Fringe 2023 was a bumper 5-star review year for Ed. They came in thick and fast alongside outstanding critical acclaim for this exceptionally funny, ‘Best Reviewed Stand Up Show at Edinburgh 2023’ (British Comedy Guide).
Ed Byrne: Tragedy Plus Time 2025
Wednesday 15th January 2025
From the quote attributed to Mark Twain, humour is defined as Tragedy Plus Time. Come and join Ed as he tests that formula by mining the most tragic event in his life for laughs.
As seen hosting Live At The Apollo and regular appearances on QI and Mock The Week (BBC).
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Edinburgh Fringe 2023 was a bumper 5-star review year for Ed. They came in thick and fast alongside outstanding critical acclaim for this exceptionally funny, ‘Best Reviewed Stand Up Show at Edinburgh 2023’ (British Comedy Guide).
Wednesday 15 7:30pm buy tickets
The Dreamer - Live
Thursday 16th and Saturday 18th January 2025
This astonishing, enigmatic, five star rated magic show will leave you aching with laughter & dizzy in disbelief.
Presented by James Phelan, the award-winning magician most infamous for jamming the BBC switchboard after he correctly predicted the lottery.
From making audience members forget their own name, to making live snow fill the auditorium - this jaw-dropping show is unlike anything you've seen before.
The Dreamer - Live
Thursday 16th and Saturday 18th January 2025
This astonishing, enigmatic, five star rated magic show will leave you aching with laughter & dizzy in disbelief.
Presented by James Phelan, the award-winning magician most infamous for jamming the BBC switchboard after he correctly predicted the lottery.
From making audience members forget their own name, to making live snow fill the auditorium - this jaw-dropping show is unlike anything you've seen before.
Thursday 16 7:30pm buy tickets
Saturday 18 7:30pm buy tickets
Lucy Porter - No Regrets
Saturday 18th January 2025
Lucy Porter - No Regrets!
The irrepressible Lucy Porter bounces back into action with a show all about regrets. Frank Sinatra had too few to mention, but Lucy’s got hundreds, and she’s prepared to go into graphic detail about all of them. Disastrous dates, professional calamities, ruined friendships and parenting fails. Lucy describes all the mistakes she’s made, works out why they happened, and ponders how her life would have turned out if she’d acted differently.
Lucy Porter - No Regrets
Saturday 18th January 2025
Lucy Porter - No Regrets!
The irrepressible Lucy Porter bounces back into action with a show all about regrets. Frank Sinatra had too few to mention, but Lucy’s got hundreds, and she’s prepared to go into graphic detail about all of them. Disastrous dates, professional calamities, ruined friendships and parenting fails. Lucy describes all the mistakes she’s made, works out why they happened, and ponders how her life would have turned out if she’d acted differently.
Saturday 18 8:00pm buy tickets
Comedy Club: January 2025
Friday 24th January 2025
Comedy Extravaganza: Four Brilliant TV Comedians,
Experience the ultimate blend of humour with not just one, but four incredible TV comedians all sharing the same stage! Each brings their unique flair, ensuring there’s a laugh for everyone.
SUSAN MURRAY
“Susan Murray’s ‘baffled-everywoman-persona’ cloaks a dry, intelligent wit.” Stewart Lee
Comedy Club: January 2025
Friday 24th January 2025
Comedy Extravaganza: Four Brilliant TV Comedians,
Experience the ultimate blend of humour with not just one, but four incredible TV comedians all sharing the same stage! Each brings their unique flair, ensuring there’s a laugh for everyone.
SUSAN MURRAY
“Susan Murray’s ‘baffled-everywoman-persona’ cloaks a dry, intelligent wit.” Stewart Lee
Friday 24 7:30pm buy tickets
Jim Davidson: The Next Chapter
Thursday 13th February 2025
In the ever-evolving book of British comedy, Jim Davidson OBE remains a best-seller, writing new chapters of hilarity that captivate capacity audiences year after year. Despite the relentless attempts of a few to pen his comedic demise, Davidson's narrative continues to thrive, his fans turning every show into a page-turning success. As we turn to this brand-new chapter for 2025, Jim invites you to join him for another evening of rip-roaring, grown-up comedy.
Jim Davidson: The Next Chapter
Thursday 13th February 2025
In the ever-evolving book of British comedy, Jim Davidson OBE remains a best-seller, writing new chapters of hilarity that captivate capacity audiences year after year. Despite the relentless attempts of a few to pen his comedic demise, Davidson's narrative continues to thrive, his fans turning every show into a page-turning success. As we turn to this brand-new chapter for 2025, Jim invites you to join him for another evening of rip-roaring, grown-up comedy.
Thursday 13 7:30pm buy tickets
An Evening with Jeff Stelling
Thursday 20th February 2025
After the huge success of the 2024 tour, it’s unbelievable Jeff…he is coming back!
Epsom Playhouse plays host to an exclusive evening of football nostalgia, fun and entertainment with Sky Sports legend Jeff Stelling; anchor man of Sky Sports Gillette Soccer Saturday for over 30 years.
An Evening with Jeff Stelling
Thursday 20th February 2025
After the huge success of the 2024 tour, it’s unbelievable Jeff…he is coming back!
Epsom Playhouse plays host to an exclusive evening of football nostalgia, fun and entertainment with Sky Sports legend Jeff Stelling; anchor man of Sky Sports Gillette Soccer Saturday for over 30 years.
Thursday 20 8:00pm buy tickets
Chris McCausland: Yonks! (Afternoon Performance)
Saturday 22nd February 2025
A brand-new show for 2025! You might have seen him on Scared of the Dark, Would I Lie to You, Have I Got News for You, The Royal Variety, QI, Blankety Blank, The Last Leg, and tons more as well. He's been called an "overnight success" - Even though he's been doing this for bloody yonks! Chris McCausland is hitting the road again with another masterclass in stand-up comedy that has literally been yonks in the making - the last tour was a sell-out, so get your tickets now!
Recommended age: 16+
Chris McCausland: Yonks! (Afternoon Performance)
Saturday 22nd February 2025
A brand-new show for 2025! You might have seen him on Scared of the Dark, Would I Lie to You, Have I Got News for You, The Royal Variety, QI, Blankety Blank, The Last Leg, and tons more as well. He's been called an "overnight success" - Even though he's been doing this for bloody yonks! Chris McCausland is hitting the road again with another masterclass in stand-up comedy that has literally been yonks in the making - the last tour was a sell-out, so get your tickets now!
Recommended age: 16+
Saturday 22 4:00pm buy tickets
Chris McCausland: Yonks! (Evening Performance)
Saturday 22nd February 2025
A brand-new show for 2025! You might have seen him on Scared of the Dark, Would I Lie to You, Have I Got News for You, The Royal Variety, QI, Blankety Blank, The Last Leg, and tons more as well. He's been called an "overnight success" - Even though he's been doing this for bloody yonks! Chris McCausland is hitting the road again with another masterclass in stand-up comedy that has literally been yonks in the making - the last tour was a sell-out, so get your tickets now!
Recommended age: 16+
Chris McCausland: Yonks! (Evening Performance)
Saturday 22nd February 2025
A brand-new show for 2025! You might have seen him on Scared of the Dark, Would I Lie to You, Have I Got News for You, The Royal Variety, QI, Blankety Blank, The Last Leg, and tons more as well. He's been called an "overnight success" - Even though he's been doing this for bloody yonks! Chris McCausland is hitting the road again with another masterclass in stand-up comedy that has literally been yonks in the making - the last tour was a sell-out, so get your tickets now!
Recommended age: 16+
Saturday 22 7:30pm buy tickets
Su Pollard Still Fully Charged
Tuesday 11th March 2025
Oh eck! It’s been 50 years...
Meet Su and her accompanist live on stage to celebrate her 50 years in show business with a night of hilarious laughter, fabulous songs and wonderful stories.
Su Pollard Still Fully Charged
Tuesday 11th March 2025
Oh eck! It’s been 50 years...
Meet Su and her accompanist live on stage to celebrate her 50 years in show business with a night of hilarious laughter, fabulous songs and wonderful stories.
Tuesday 11 7:30pm buy tickets
Comedy Club: March 2025
Friday 14th March 2025
Comedy Extravaganza: Four Brilliant TV Comedians,
Experience the ultimate blend of humour with not just one, but four incredible TV comedians all sharing the same stage! Each brings their unique flair, ensuring there’s a laugh for everyone.
JAMES REDMOND
Emmerdale (ITV) Hollyoaks (Ch4), Casualty (BBC1), Never Mind the Buzzcocks (BBC2), Celebrity Who Wants to be a Millionaire (ITV1), Soccor AM (Sky1)
Comedy Club: March 2025
Friday 14th March 2025
Comedy Extravaganza: Four Brilliant TV Comedians,
Experience the ultimate blend of humour with not just one, but four incredible TV comedians all sharing the same stage! Each brings their unique flair, ensuring there’s a laugh for everyone.
JAMES REDMOND
Emmerdale (ITV) Hollyoaks (Ch4), Casualty (BBC1), Never Mind the Buzzcocks (BBC2), Celebrity Who Wants to be a Millionaire (ITV1), Soccor AM (Sky1)
Friday 14 7:30pm buy tickets
Friday 14 7:30pm buy tickets
The Witches of Eastwick presented by Epsom Players
Tuesday 18th March till Saturday 22nd March 2025
Recommended age limit: 14+
In a suburban American town riddled with secrets, three single ladies wishing for the man of their dreams get more than they bargained for in this scandalous, wicked, devil-may-care musical comedy.
The Witches of Eastwick presented by Epsom Players
Tuesday 18th March till Saturday 22nd March 2025
Recommended age limit: 14+
In a suburban American town riddled with secrets, three single ladies wishing for the man of their dreams get more than they bargained for in this scandalous, wicked, devil-may-care musical comedy.
Tuesday 18 7:30pm buy tickets
Wednesday 19 7:30pm buy tickets
Thursday 20 7:30pm buy tickets
Friday 21 7:30pm buy tickets
Saturday 22 7:30pm buy tickets
Saturday 22 2:30pm buy tickets
Patrick Monahan: The Talkinator
Thursday 20th March 2025
It’s the year 2024 and there’s a lot of talk about AI taking over humans. Only one man can out-talk the chat-bots & robots. One hour of standup comedy written by a human, performed by a human, Edinburgh Fringe favourite Patrick Monahan is back on tour! A comedian with an established career that blends TV appearances with solo standup tours alongside festivals and circuit sets, Patrick Monahan’s high energy style combines with hilarious, engaging, topical and observational material to make a fun evening out!
Patrick Monahan: The Talkinator
Thursday 20th March 2025
It’s the year 2024 and there’s a lot of talk about AI taking over humans. Only one man can out-talk the chat-bots & robots. One hour of standup comedy written by a human, performed by a human, Edinburgh Fringe favourite Patrick Monahan is back on tour! A comedian with an established career that blends TV appearances with solo standup tours alongside festivals and circuit sets, Patrick Monahan’s high energy style combines with hilarious, engaging, topical and observational material to make a fun evening out!
Thursday 20 7:30pm buy tickets
Bobby Davro: Everything Is Funny...If You Can Laugh At It
Thursday 3rd April 2025
Following a series of sell-out shows at The Edinburgh Fringe Festival, last summer, comedy legend Bobby Davro hits the road for his first tour in over a decade. Everything Is Funny If You Can Laugh At It is a masterclass in stand-up from one of Britain’s best loved comedians at the top of his game.
“…a polished performance of predictably old-fashioned but expertly delivered gags.” – The List
"..if more modern comedians had a fraction of his showmanship, the circuit would be a jollier place …spot on delivery… bulletproof professionalism.” – Chortle
Bobby Davro: Everything Is Funny...If You Can Laugh At It
Thursday 3rd April 2025
Following a series of sell-out shows at The Edinburgh Fringe Festival, last summer, comedy legend Bobby Davro hits the road for his first tour in over a decade. Everything Is Funny If You Can Laugh At It is a masterclass in stand-up from one of Britain’s best loved comedians at the top of his game.
“…a polished performance of predictably old-fashioned but expertly delivered gags.” – The List
"..if more modern comedians had a fraction of his showmanship, the circuit would be a jollier place …spot on delivery… bulletproof professionalism.” – Chortle
Thursday 03 7:30pm buy tickets
Crazy for You presented by the Epsom Light Opera Company
Tuesday 8th till Saturday 12th April 2025
Epsom Light Opera Company is excited to be staging Crazy For You at the Epsom Playhouse this coming Spring!
Crazy for You presented by the Epsom Light Opera Company
Tuesday 8th till Saturday 12th April 2025
Epsom Light Opera Company is excited to be staging Crazy For You at the Epsom Playhouse this coming Spring!
Tuesday 08 7:30pm buy tickets
Wednesday 09 7:30pm buy tickets
Thursday 10 7:30pm buy tickets
Friday 11 7:30pm buy tickets
Saturday 12 2:30pm buy tickets
Saturday 12 7:30pm buy tickets
Scummy Mummies
Wednesday 30th April 2025
Join Ellie and Helen as they celebrate ten years of scumminess! For a decade now, the Scummy Mummies have been touring their hit comedy show to sold-out audiences around the country. Now they’re bringing all their most-loved songs, sketches, and stand-up together for a night that will make you laugh till you wee. Guaranteed to make you feel normal about your parenting skills, or very smug about being child-free. Pop a panty liner in, and let’s party!
“Highly recommended! 5 stars” - One4Review
“Hilarious” - Broadway Baby
Scummy Mummies
Wednesday 30th April 2025
Join Ellie and Helen as they celebrate ten years of scumminess! For a decade now, the Scummy Mummies have been touring their hit comedy show to sold-out audiences around the country. Now they’re bringing all their most-loved songs, sketches, and stand-up together for a night that will make you laugh till you wee. Guaranteed to make you feel normal about your parenting skills, or very smug about being child-free. Pop a panty liner in, and let’s party!
“Highly recommended! 5 stars” - One4Review
“Hilarious” - Broadway Baby
Wednesday 30 7:30pm buy tickets
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Wednesday 4th June 2025
Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
The Unstoppable Talking Panjandrum Is Back In Town!
Celebrating 50 Years Afloat On The Showbiz Seas!
Dead Men Tell No Tales - So Might As Well Get Em All Told Now!
Avast! Two Thundering Hours Guaranteed!
“An Absolutely Blistering Night Out!” - The Isle Of Arran Shoemaker’s Monthly
“Indiscreet Revelations Told With Swashbuckling Verve!” - Some Genius On Twitter
As Seen On BBC1, BBC2, BBC4 And Virtually Every Radio Station In The Known World! (Even Pirate Ones)
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Wednesday 4th June 2025
Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
The Unstoppable Talking Panjandrum Is Back In Town!
Celebrating 50 Years Afloat On The Showbiz Seas!
Dead Men Tell No Tales - So Might As Well Get Em All Told Now!
Avast! Two Thundering Hours Guaranteed!
“An Absolutely Blistering Night Out!” - The Isle Of Arran Shoemaker’s Monthly
“Indiscreet Revelations Told With Swashbuckling Verve!” - Some Genius On Twitter
As Seen On BBC1, BBC2, BBC4 And Virtually Every Radio Station In The Known World! (Even Pirate Ones)
Wednesday 04 7:30pm buy tickets
